Jaleeb Caru v. Joehoeva: Grudge Match 1
Posted: 8/21/2005 4:40 PM
Subject: Jaleeb Caru v. Joehoeva: Grudge Match Results and Video
As some of you may know, fellow FT member Joehoeva and I have been planning a grudge match that was preceded by plenty'o smack talk, insults and mean spirited name calling. You will only be able to hear Hova's voice, but I too was talking my share of trash (mostly FU's and the like).
We were to play the best out of three rounds of 10 on Warlock with BR start and Shotguns on the map. Well, the results are in and Joehoeva kicked my ass 10-6 in the first two rounds. Props to Joe for putting me in my place, I'm sorry I said you had a vagina (not that there's anything wrong with a man having a vagina).
Check out the Higher Resolution video - Not safe for work!!! {QuickTime Mpeg4 - 17.5 MB}
Napoleon Caru v. Joehoeva: Grudge Match 2
The Liger Match
Posted: Sep 9 2005, 01:22 PM
Subject: Dang, another fricken' grudgematch montage?
What's the heck is a flippin' Jaleeb anyways? It's another montage from the second Jaleeb / Joehoeva grudgematch. It features the mediocre halo skills you've come to love. I'm pretty sure you've already seen a buttload of videos, but you should probably see this one too like, infinity times.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!! (Quicktime mp4)
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Large (480x320-79.4 MB)
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Joehoeva Voice Mail Caught on Video
Posted 11/4/2005 1:07 PM
Subject: Joehoeva Voice Mail Caught on Video
I found the top secret video of Joehoeva leaving me a nasty message because he thought I edited his post, when it was actually the sneaky-pete Epatt.
BeaSA - Bea Arthur PSA about the B.Rthurs
Posted: 4/7/2006 5:08 PM
Subject: Bea Arthur PSA
This was a video made to taunt the other members of the SGFT 3v3 Interclan Tournament as we (dinologic, orklord and I) were and finished undefeated.
"I saw the strangest public service announcement from that bitch from Maude."
Número Uno Week 2 - 6.6.06 Teaser Trailer
Posted: Aug 17 2006, 09:22 AM
Subject: Numero Uno 6.6.06 Teaser
I've been having a hard time finding the time to cut the Número Uno Tourney Montage, but I've made some progress and expect to have it soon. While I'm sure nobody has been losing sleep over this, I just thought I'd post the teaser trailer in the Member Videos graveyard from the 2nd week's game to whet your appetite for what's certain to be the greatest Uno tournament montage you have ever seen.
FWIW, Número Dos is coming soon.
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Posted: Sep 15 2006, 02:41 PM
Subject: Número Uno Montage, the wait is over!!!
Well, I've been meaning to wrap this up for a while, but really haven't had the time. I knew I wouldn't be getting to it anytime soon so I finished it sans some of the gags I was hoping to create.
Anyways, here's the Número Uno Tournament Montage.
While this is safe for work, you probably don't want to play it very loud.
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Posted: May 15 2007, 07:02 PM
Subject: Halo 3 Beta Video From Ubb's and My Perspective
There's a scene in this video where ubb and I face off in the tunnel and killed me dead, good (TC 01:30). It was wicked awesome. So here's 3 minutes of gameplay from a room of fun people killing in a Slayer match.
It's really just a bit of a test, the two animorphic screens are atop each other so it's taller than it is wide, but it's still 16:9 ratio (twice making it 16:18). Also the audio is split with each player being right or left channel mono. It might be an annoyance, but I wanted to try it out.
Download here or Die!!!! TRT 3:07 - 10.63 MB QT MP4
It was so easy, Ubb recommended I check out his clip. I downloaded it (less than 1 min) and captured it. The file sharing and cinematic options are endless (especially with the Final Release). I'm never going to get anything done. :(
Higher Resolution QT Mp4 IN PROPER ASPECT!
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Posted: May 24 2007, 02:15 AM
Subject: Like your H3 Montages Quick, Sloppy and Unnecessary?,
Well then do I have a treat for you...or do I? The answer lies within.
Death From The Grave 11.4 WMV TRT 1:07 I called it that because I'm totally gothicalistic. Enjoy or don't, but if you don't you won't. So that might be something you may wanna think about.
I was capturing it on one machine, while I timed out the music on another, then I used that as the project file and used the footage from the capture project. That took 13 minutes, then I cut it, added effects (to every single clip) and exported it the WMV format. Then I uploaded it. 35 minutes total.
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Posted: Jul 21 2007, 12:44 AM
Subject: Gears of War Montage, A fitting tribute to an awesome game!
I've been putting this off for months and I had all these complex ideas of how to do it, but I would do a few minutes of material acquisition or graphics and get sidetracked for weeks. Anyway, today I got mad at my work and knew I'd be working all weekend so I decided to bang it out.
About an hour later, I was done and it wasn't what I originally wanted but I knew it was awesome. I went to add the last graphic, which I knew was far to large for the frame size and it crashed. Lucky for me, I had to reset my prefs earlier today so my autosave was for 45 minutes. I then spent the majority of the day pissed about it and then about two hours redoing it, and it was better before for sure.
Now that the league is over (?) I wanted to get it in before it became completely not topical (I have a ChromeHounds montage I've been dying to do).
It's got some interlacing problems and I had to use a lousy JC bug to cover the IGN bug where I took most of the material.
So here it is, my take on Gears of War. I made it wmv for all you fools like your mommas told you. I hope you like it, because as mad as I was, it still made me laugh and if I can make me laugh then I'm already better than Jaleeb Caru.
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Tetris Cake Montage (Version 1 Embedded)
Posted:Jul 24 2007, 02:14 PM
Subject: TETRIS CAKE, NOW with Jaleeb Caru's TETRIS CAKE MONTAGE!!??
Initially I posted an article as written by Kotaku about this fan-tabulous cake and SG member Ozgood78 stated, "Amazing it has your initials Jaleeb." What he didn't realize was I was already at work on one of my least ambitious montages of forever. I responded...
What's amazing is that I made a montage of it. Amazingly stupid!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSNUS9pC74Q
Then this happened...
I've been speaking with the woman who's company made the cake and she asked me if it were possible to make it a bit softer and we kind of went back and forth and decided to do one with the original Gameboy soundtrack. And since I love to work for free, I said "you bet'cha!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF6PYQBXVlI - Tetris Cake Montage V2
The cakemaker responded with...
"And the biggest compliment of all came from a guy who works with LOL Productions... He made a montage of the cake, in his words, "to cheer the couple for having such a wonderfully geeky cake" . :O) His montage is totally geeky too."
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Posted: Sep 20 2007, 03:28 PM
Subject: I'm finally really, really excited so I made this
So I had a bit of time while I did some work that involved me sitting and waiting, and all day I've been thinking about the upcoming H3 release and wanted to mess with a few plugins and mixed media so I took the E3 teaser which was in QT's H.264 mpeg4 codec and recut it with new tunes and a different mood. Mostly it's just new cut points and speed adjustments with a few filters and the new mixed soundtrack. Some of it's a bit cheesy but I get jazzed watching it.
The decompression and recompression resulted in some artifacts and messiness, but you get the picture.
Right Click and Download - 1280x544 HD. - Prone to choking! Not recommended for most users.
WMV Version - Extra Smooth and Small
YouTube - Extra Smaller and Shittier Compression
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